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EST. 2026 · SOLANA

THE ARROW
IS THE THESIS.

Stonks On Stonk is a financial commentary desk, meme archive and token chaired by the man who made the chart go up.

ENTER CHAIRMAN'S OFFICE →VIEW $STONKS
Chairman Stonks standing beside a rising market arrow
FIG. 01LONG-TERM STRATEGIC DIRECTION
TICKER$STONKSNETWORKSOLANASTATUS● OPERATIONALOUTLOOKUP AND TO THE RIGHT*

*A visual convention, not a financial guarantee.

01 LATEST PUBLICATION

CHAIRMAN'S LETTER 009 · 21 SEPTEMBER 2026

RELIEF,
AT CURRENT RATES.

Stonkholders,

Oil supply fears have eased and investors are buying AI again. Bitcoin is joining the recovery. The harder question is whether anything more lasting has changed.

There is enough here to take the recovery seriously. We would be more comfortable once some of the expected relief arrives in the form of lower costs, delivered supply and buyers who stay.

Continue reading Letter 009 →Previously: Chairman's Brief 013 →Previously: Chairman's Letter 008 →Visit the Chairman's Office
02 MECHANICAL CLARIFICATION

FIGURE 02 · THE INFINITE FLYWHEEL

HOLD STONKS.
RECEIVE STONK.

The $STONKS thesis, reduced to a diagram sufficiently simple for management: hold, receive, optionally recycle, repeat.

Chairman Stonks presenting the four-stage Stonks On Stonk growth flywheel
FIG. 02MANAGEMENT CONSIDERS THIS SUSTAINABLE.
THE $STONKS LOOP

Hold $STONKS. Receive $STONK.

The current reward mechanism is straightforward: StonkFun states that reward tokens trade in a 1% pool and carry a 3% transfer tax paid automatically to holders in the paired token. Because $STONKS is paired with $STONK, $STONKS holders receive $STONK.

CHAIRMAN'S INTERPRETATION

The third arrow belongs to the holder.

A holder may choose to use received $STONK to acquire more $STONKS, producing the loop shown above. That step is voluntary. It is not automatic compounding, guaranteed demand or a promise that number will go up. Management has nevertheless retained the arrow.

Ledger supplied by StonkFun's public API and refreshed every 30 seconds. Mechanics checked 14 August 2026. External parameters can change.

03 HOLDER REPORTING

WALLET DISTRIBUTION CHECKER

MANAGEMENT HAS
LOCATED YOUR DISTRIBUTIONS.

Enter any public Solana wallet to estimate the $STONK it has received through StonkFun's payout authority while holding $STONKS.

  • No wallet connection
  • No signature request
  • Transaction links included
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04 EXTERNAL CONDITIONS

SCHEDULE OF EXTERNAL CONDITIONS

MANAGEMENT MARKS
ITS OWN HOMEWORK.

The conditions this desk writes against, taken from primary sources and carrying their observation dates. Beneath them, the position ledger: every published claim marked against the record, against a test written when the claim was filed.

  • US Treasury, FiscalData, ECB and FRED
  • Every figure dated at source
  • A breach is not quietly removed
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05 TOKEN INFORMATION

OFFICIAL SYMBOL

$STONKS

The token belongs to the project. The contract address identifies the token. Check both before doing anything irreversible.

CONTRACT ADDRESS · SOLANADC6HP2A7SUy49WeazfeWgbwxVpzKdEPuB46mtb7XBzWx
SYMBOL$STONKS
NETWORKSolana
CHAIRMANStonks
CLASSIFICATIONExtremely a token

Crypto assets are volatile. Verify the complete contract address and use official links only.